mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

seerofsarcasm:


This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

souslesetoilesdeparis:

i’d like to take part to this.

e-moceans:

i’m always going to need more of Jesus. even when i don’t want him. even when i want to run off wildly on my own adventures, even when my rebellious heart wants to shut him up and out to pursue it’s own desires…i pray my soul will never stop crying out for more.

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

meladoodle:

"wanna hang out? when are you free?"

i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.