kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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joshpeck:

baileysglasses:

joshpeck:

why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background

The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.

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thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

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Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."My fucked up brain (via wincesterious)

"Your feelings are valid simply because you feel them."Unknown (via suspend)