shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background
The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.
Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow
Ah yes my favorite colors
Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.
so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe